Man Law V. Women Law

Connor Donohue
Entertainment Editor

Man Law:
-Short shorts have been banned
-No man should ever use a rolling backpack
-When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view
-A man should never wear articles of women’s clothing
-Every man is required to learn one sort of poker in his life
-No man shall watch a soap opera ever!
-Do not have a conversation at a urinal, trust me
-No man shall ever have a dog smaller than a housecat
-A man purse is still a purse
-No man should ever bring a woman to guy’s night out, penalty is death
-Under no circumstances should a man defer control of the television remote to a female.
-No man shall ever read an instruction manual.
-No man should admit liking Britney Spears music.
-Everybody is Irish on Saint Patrick’s Day.
-You must show condolences to a girlfriend’s cat dying, even if it was you who threw it out the window.

Woman Law:
-No man should ever take longer to get ready than you
-A zipper for a hoody or jacket should never go lower than the pockets, it just doesn’t look right.
-You should never have to put too much makeup on.
-A real woman will never dress down for a man.
-It is suggested to always go to the bathroom with a friend; if not, go at your own risk.
-Don’t trust a man who actually likes soap operas.
-Don’t force a man to hold your purse.
-Anything said 6-8 months earlier is allowed to bring up in an argument.
-A woman should never advocate going out with a man because he is hot/cute; dig deep!
-We always ride shotgun.
-You should only be allowed 2-3 hours of gossip a day, the rest is just rude.
-A man should always pay on the date. Period.
-Standards should never be lowered, ever.
-Women are allowed to buy 1-3 pairs of shoes a month. This may vary according to sales and clearance.